AISubs v3.7
- Let's do it, Takao! - Let's do it, Kyoto!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Don't die! - We're playing a game right now.
- You know about this, right? - Yes, we know about it.
- I know about it. - We're playing a game right now.
- We're here, beep, beep, beep, playing a game, playing a game. - Yes.
- We're here, right? - Yes.
- Today, we're splitting up into two teams to practice that. - No, that's too fast!
- Let's do it in between! - Yes, the one we explained in the previous video.
- We're trying to play a game right now. - Yes, yes.
- Yes, we're filming for the second time now. - Yes, yes.
- It's take two. - Yes.
- It's take two, but we're talking like it's take one. - Yes.
- Should we forget what we said earlier? - Yes.
- We've explained everything, but we're going to play a game now. - Yes.
- It's our first time, so let's do it nicely. - What?
- It's not funny at all! - It's not funny at all!
- Earlier, we talked about what we were going to do, and we forgot about it, so we're going to play a game. - That's right.
- Yes, we're going to play a game, right? - No!
- What? - We're not going to play a game.
- You know about it, right?! - You know about it, right?!
- Maybe it's because the camera stopped filming... - Maybe it's because the camera stopped filming...
- Or maybe it's because you're not in the frame and you have to do it again... - Or maybe it's because of the reaction...
- You know about it, right?! - It's not like we're letting you do it.
- It's not like "Let's say this time, we win." - That's right.
- I don't think it's about being at fault or doing something weird on purpose. - No, it's not.
- But what we're showing you and what we're really thinking about is different.
- That's what happens a lot. - That's true.
That kind of technique is very necessary, so we're demonstrating it now.
It's like we just heard the explanation for the first time.
Let's practice this this time!
We're not good at it now, aren't we?
It's like we're doing it for the second time, but we're not good at it!
I mean, it's a little low, so it's not good.
Instead of that, we're going to practice our ability to show everyone a "take two" or "take one" that won't be exposed to you.
Let's split up into two teams.
Since we're splitting up into two teams, Team Missiles and Team Concerts will be participating in this game.
Why are we doing Concerts?
I don't know anything about Concerts!
I don't know either!
How did you lose all your data?!
This time, we're going to have you do exactly the same scene twice in both acting and happening sections.
The enemy team will be like, "Okay, look at me," and you'll say, "No, this is "take two"," and if you get it right, you lose.
So you want me to get "two" right?
That's right. There's "take one," "take two," and "take three," but if you get "two" right, you lose.
It's up to each team to decide what kind of happening will happen and what kind of acting will be done, but we want you to get it right so you don't get exposed as much as you can.
Is this okay?
I think we got it all.
[music]
Why is the start of "donnikujiman" coinciding with this?
I don't know.
This is not known by 5 people.
What?
This is not known by 5 people.
You said it just now.
I did it, but I wondered why.
Shibuya System has gone crazy.
This is crazy, but it doesn't matter.
This is a big deal.
Yes, it's done.
Let's do it right away.
Anyway, we will go.
First of all, "happening".
The order is already separated, so please continue as it is.
Here it is.
It felt good outside.
It was warm just by breathing in and out.
It's strong wind.
Oh!
It hurts!
Please go to the side.
It hurts!
Judgment criteria are difficult.
He is not as energetic as before.
He is talking.
That may be a hint.
Look carefully.
The catcher's hand is bigger than before.
This is a difference under the deck.
I see.
The check is half.
I used my right hand unconsciously.
You should have hit it.
What are you talking about?
OK.
It's hard.
These three.
It's really hard.
It's hard.
You stepped on three times.
You said "I'll hit it."
By the way, why did you say "I'll hit it"?
Because someone said "I'll hit it."
You said "I'll hit it."
Don't say like that!
I know you will say like that, so don't say like that!
You have said these three times three times.
What you're saying is disturbing me.
I'll say "b," "c," and "a."
By any chance, I'll say "b," "c," and "a."
"c" is "take one."
It's easy to say with the first hand.
"c," "b," "a."
"b" is "take one."
I don't think we're going that way.
Isn't it A?
A is fine. I'm interested in A.
The final answer is A.
Tell us about Take 2.
Take 2 is...
B!
- Too bad! - Too bad!
- Wow! - Which is it?!
- B! - Oh, I see!
- As planned. - The quote is funny.
By the way, Take 1 and Take 2 are in between.
- Wow! - I knew it!
When we were talking about the fight, they weren't looking at us.
- We were about to go. - Yesterday, Basari...
- He was in the middle of it. - He said, "I don't want to go."
It's been a while!
In order, it's C, B, and A.
- Oh, it's the third time! - Yes, it is.
- Oh, so it's Shibayu's turn now. - Only C really hurt.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- So, that's what happened. - So, it's difficult for the other party.
- I thought it'd be difficult. - Let's go.
- For this one... - Yes.
Toshimitsu and I were talking about what we should do.
- Shibayu would distract Toshimitsu. - Yes.
- And I would set something up from outside. - Yes.
- Let's go. - Yes.
Take 1 and Take 2 are in between.
Who is the funny champion?
- Yes. - What are you doing?
- No. - What are you doing?
What were you looking at?
- No. - What is it?
- You know? - Yes.
- I was looking up what was happening. - Yes.
- You were looking up what was happening. - Yes.
When you look up what is happening on YouTube,
something erotic would come up.
I didn't feel that way, but
I was looking up what was happening.
Something erotic.
What are you talking about?
I just said it.
- It's hard for me to say it. - My nipples...
When I cover my nipples and look up what is happening,
something erotic comes up.
- Something erotic comes up. - Yes.
I was enjoying it.
The rest of it came up in the main episode.
I was like, "Oh, no!"
You couldn't watch it unless you were Abema.
Yes.
I usually don't subscribe, but
it was like this.
I subscribed without realizing it.
I was like, "This might be good."
Your distance was gross.
You were so close.
You're funny!
It's "Funny Big Cut" time.
"Funny Big Cut" time.
One hundred thousand people are silver shields.
One million people are gold shields.
Then, what are one hundred thousand people shielded of?
Go ahead.
Then, what are one hundred thousand people shielded of?
It's fried oil.
(Laughter)
It's fried oil.
This is the first one.
I see.
Toshimitsu is like something suddenly happened.
It happened suddenly.
It's like a happening for Toshimitsu.
That's right.
It's a funny challenge!
Are you okay?
(Laughter)
What is it?
What?
What did you just see?
(Laughter)
Well...
Um...
I was surprised.
Um...
On YouTube...
Well...
This is...
This?
No, not this.
This is it.
Oh, the camera?
It was a happening.
I was wondering what it was.
When I searched for it...
Um...
Ero...
Ero happening came up.
When I saw it...
Um...
Chikubi...
Chikubi?
In the end...
Chikubi...
If you wear it...
Is it good?
Abema...
Premium...
It's on YouTube, isn't it?
I was watching it.
I was enjoying it.
And then...
In the best place...
Suzuki Abema!
If you don't go to Abema, you won't be able to see it.
I was like, "Wow!"
Usually, it's smooth.
I was watching it like this.
It was...
It was so close.
You're funny!
No, it's funny.
Big silver big time.
100,000 people are silver shield.
1 million people are gold shield.
Then, what is 12,000 people shield of?
Here you go.
12,000 people?
What is 12,000 people shield of?
It's really weird.
It's a shield of Chikuni.
Chikuni shield...
I saw it and the answer is different.
I don't know the shape at all.
It looks like this from the side.
You put it like this.
It's a beanie.
It's a long beanie.
It's not a long beanie.
Who is the funny champion?
What were you looking at?
It's dangerous.
What were you looking at?
Stop it.
What were you looking at?
Stop it.
Say it!
What were you looking at?
Shibayu-san and...
Yes.
On YouTube...
Yes.
Abema TV's...
Yes.
Edgy happening...
I was watching it.
And...
Yes, yes, yes.
As a premium member...
Yes.
We were watching it.
I'm not good at talking.
You're funny.
You're a funny champion.
Me?
No, me.
Ta-dah!
100,000 subscribers are shield of silver.
One million people are shield of gold.
Then...
What are 12,000 people shield of?
Then...
What are 12,000 people shield of?
Now...
I'm shield of Chikuni.
Is this important?
This is...
This is for Chikuni.
Put it in a cup.
You're supposed to look at it from the side.
I'm supposed to do it like this.
This play button goes up, right?
Yes.
Funny champion!
Wow, I'm happy!
It's a controversy, though.
Almost.
The first controversy was not a big one.
Yes, yes, yes.
But when I tried it for the first time,
Toshimitsu gave me a serious reaction.
That's right. I was impatient.
I got it replayed.
I think the second one is "take two".
"take two" is "take one".
The reason is that
when I saw the funny champion,
I thought of Toshimitsu and Kaoru.
So I think it's a first-time reaction.
Me too.
I think "take one" is "take two".
Toshimitsu's explanation
didn't make sense.
I was really impatient and replayed it.
So I think "take one" is "take two".
On the contrary, "take three" was a little different from the others.
Yes, yes, yes.
So I wanted to show you "take three".
So I think "take three" is "take two".
I see.
The correct answer is "fried chicken".
I see.
I think "fried chicken" is better than "fried oil" still.
"fried oil" is better, doesn't it?
I think "fried oil" is better than "fried chicken" at first.
I agree.
I ate "fried oil" for "chicken"
and "fried oil" for "chicken" for the third one.
I see.
If you say "take two",
will you say "take three" to "take two"?
"take two" is "take three".
I'm going to announce it.
"take two" is
"take two" is "take two".
- Yes! - Yes!
I knew it!
"C" is "take up".
- Wow! - Wow!
- I knew it! - I knew it!
I knew it! It was fast!
I got into the part where I was looking at that erotic girl, and I really laughed.
- If you look closely, it's the fastest. - It's the fastest!
- Wow! - That's why it's fast!
- When I looked back and saw it... - Look at me!
Look at me once! This face! It's definitely number one!
"C" is "take up".
Who is the funny champion!?
- Why did you choose it? - It's number one!
- I was watching... - Yes.
- I was watching an erotic happening. - Yes.
- I subscribed to the premium member and watched it with them! - Yes.
- It's number one like this! - Yes!
- I thought it would be number one. - Yes!
- Even if we say "content", it's not very complete. - Yes.
- So we just did it. - It started!
- Wait a little longer! - If you cut it, it disappears.
- So we'll watch the "content". - Yes.
- We'll watch it! - Yes!
- We'll start with the introduction. - Yes.
- We'll start.
- Hello, we are Tokai's Joto!
- Huh? - I'm blind.
That's weird.
- Are you sleeping? - Are you filming?
- I'm recording. - Wake up!
- Do it. - Are you strong? Why are you climbing up?
- I'm serious. - Wake me up.
- No! - Wake me up!
- Will you climb up? - No.
- I'll try it. - You missed one shot.
- Don't do that.
- You missed one shot. - That's how it is.
- Why? - Stop it!
- You're too much! - You're too much!
- No! - Stop it!
- Let's stop. - No!
- You're good at dreaming. - You're good at dreaming.
- You should learn it before you get called. - Yes.
- We'll start. - Hello, we are Tokai's Joto!
- Huh?
Hey, hey!
- Hey! - You like videos?
- You're tough. - What?
- We're making a video. - We understand you.
- You're really... - Why are you pinching?
- Because you're sleeping. - Oh, sorry.
- Alright, then. - Hey, are you okay?
- You seem a little unsure of yourself. - You can't tell the difference between them.
- But you are. - This one is...
- He's sleeping. - I...
- he's not sleeping. - Does he...
beat you up?
- Wow! You're fast! - Wow, you're so loud!
You have a lot of nerves.
You're pretty fast.
You!
You're different from the first one!
You!
You can't do it like you did in "Yume no naka".
I can't do it like you did in "Yume no naka".
The next one is C.
It's quite different.
Let's start with the first greeting.
Let's do it.
The story is different.
It's coming out.
Greeting.
Here?
A good greeting.
Hello, Motoka and Ryodo!
It's you!
You woke me up.
You woke me up?
I'm sleepy.
Can I just wake you up?
No, you said you wanted to start.
But you're sleeping.
No, I'll just wake you up.
Wake me up!
You just woke me up.
If you woke me up, I would thank you.
That's right.
That's weird.
I just hit you once.
But you're awake now.
I just hit you once.
No, you hit me twice.
I hit you twice at first.
It's dangerous!
It's intense!
I can't see!
Stop it!
You're noisy!
Stop it!
You're noisy!
Why!?
You're too funny!
You always try to act first.
This is more funny!
Can we do a take tour?
But I'm satisfied.
Let's do it next time.
If you think about it,
B was the worst.
Yumemaru's reaction was the nicest.
It's like an acting.
B was the best in terms of acting.
A was second.
C was last for doing too much.
Thank you!
We did it!
You look happy.
It's easy to understand.
It's the best.
You did it.
We did it.
You didn't do anything!
You did it, but...
You did a great job.
We won!
We did it!
We didn't solve this mystery of meat fat.
Let's watch the video clip.
Ah, this is the house of the director of "Tokyo Special Permit Country".
It's big!
What's wrong with you?
Ah!
Her symptoms are getting worse!
It hurts!
Are you okay?
It hurts!
Somebody help me!
"Tokyo Special Permit Country"...
"Polaris Massage"!
What's that?!
"Pakin Pakin"!
"Thunderbolt"!
Waah...
Feels nice...
Give me a little...
A little...
Pakin Pakin Pakin Pakin!
Give it to me!
"Tokyo"...
"Tokyo Special Permit Country"...
Music!
Start!
"Tokyo Special Permit Country"...
- That's amazing. - That's amazing.
- We're doing an ad-lib for the first time. - Yeah, we're doing an ad-lib for the first time.
- So this is the fall of the Tokyo Special Authorization Bureau Chief! - It's huge!
Yeah, it's huge.
- Ugh! - Ah! What's wrong?! Are you okay?!
- Ugh! - Are you okay?!
- Ugh! - Ah! This is bad!
- Ugh! - The number of symptoms of osteoporosis has gone a little crazy!
- Ugh! - Ah! Somebody help me!
Somebody help me! Somebody!
Somebody help me! Somebody help me!
- Tokyo Special Authorization Bureau Chief Karatoman! - Ugh! Somebody help me!
- By the way, only the Tokyo Special Authorization Bureau Chief Karatoman card - Ugh!
- Is in a place where I'm maintaining my black card 1,000 times! Leave it to me! - Ugh!
- Somebody help me! Somebody help me! - Ugh!
- Help me, Tokyo Special Authorization Bureau Chief Karatoman! - Ugh!
- Help me! Somebody help me! - Ugh!
- Jail the Tokyo Special Authorization Bureau Chief Karatoman next year! - Ugh!
- Here's some medicine! - Ugh!
- My body is filled with the Special Authorization Bureau - Are you crazy?!
- The Special Authorization Bureau... Ah! - Ugh!
I was sent home from work the day before yesterday!
It seems like you have a good partner, but more than that, you...
Give me the special permission!
A little bit, a little bit, a little bit!
Kukuku...
Music...
Start!
Special permission! Special permission!
Kukuku...
What's with you?
Cut!
No, it's okay until you laugh at the end.
So, this is the house of the Special Permission Director of Tokyo!
It's huge!
It's huge.
Yeah.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
Oh no!
The consultant of the Director of the Card Company should be discovered!
Are you okay?!
Someone help me!
Who is it?
Someone help me!
Ah!
Tokyo Tokyo Planning Bureau...
Someone help me!
Tokyo Tokyo Planning Bureau Director...
Someone help me!
Tokyo Tokyo Planning Bureau Director Cardman!
Aaa!
Wrong!
The card of the Director of the Tokyo Tokyo Planning Bureau Cardman is a black card!
I'm keeping 1,000 blockades at home!
Leave it to me!
Someone help me!
Help me! Help me!
Tokyo Special Police Department Chief Jikiden!
Help me! Help me!
Ouch! Ouch!
Tokyo Special Police Department Chief Jikiden!
Chief Jikiden!
Chief is sick! Chief is sick!
Are you okay?!
Chief is cold!
Chief is sick!
What's going on?!
Chief is sick! Chief is sick!
Chief is sick!
Give me the privilege!
[hint]
Music, start!
Tokyo, Tokyo,
[laughing]
Stop!
Cut!
- It's out. - Oh!
- It's difficult. - That's impossible!
- It's difficult to say that. - It's difficult.
It's scary.
When I thought of finding a way out of it, it was only hair.
- [laughing] - But, after all, the first time, it was serious.
We will do it from the first and second time.
- So, 3 is not 1, right? - 3 is not 1.
So, C is not 1, right?
- Shibayu's gag was a little similar. - Yes.
- I think it's either one of them. - Well, yes.
I want to see you laughing at the end.
Yes, the last laugh.
- Tokiokio, tokiokio. - Then, let's do it.
Start!
Tokiokio, tokiokio.
- Tokiokio, tokiokio. - Tokiokio, tokiokio.
I can't see Toshimitsu laughing for real.
- I don't know which one it is. - This is A, right?
- Start! - Tokiokio, tokiokio.
- Tokiokio, tokiokio.
- Isn't this 1? - This is 1.
- Toshimitsu said, "This is 1." - This?
- This is 1. - This is 1.
- C is a little weird at the end, right? - Start!
- Tokiokio, tokiokio. - Tokiokio, tokiokio.
- Ah, it's definitely not 1. - Wait a minute.
I won!
If you look at it like this...
Please compare it carefully, okay?
- Tokiokio, tokiokio. - Tokiokio, tokiokio.
- This is 2. - This is 2.
- G is B. - G is A.
- It's going up. - It's going up.
So it's either B or C, but...
I think it's kind of messy.
I think you'll forget at the end when you repeat it.
- So I think I'll forget it and do it all over again. - I see.
- I think it's C or 2. - Okay.
The answer is C!
Congratulations!
1, 3, 2.
You're wrong.
You're laughing too much.
You three are laughing too much.
It's perfect.
I forgot the first one.
I see.
Let's get it this time.
Let's get it.
I thought about it.
The first happening is interesting.
If it's the second or the third time, people will find out.
So, it's best to do it once a day.
That's right.
We're going to do it from now on.
If you think it's boring, let's do it again.
It's meaningless to say hello. Let's do it again.
Let's do it!